New Zekeland

Two, count them two, encounters with the crazy guy that lives on the first floor of our building. When I first met him he asked me (in your best stoner voice) "How did you grow a beard like that?" The most recent encounter, only several minutes old, he asked me "How do you order pizza?" Apparently, his phone doesn't work. I am very scared of this guy. But in even more bad news, the depression continues unabated. It went away for awhile, but it is back even stronger than before. Well, that is about all the typing I have in me right now. Peace.

Well, i am officially a Liberal Studies major with an English minor. This makes me sad. I can no longer say i am an English major. Oh well. Today was the first day of classes, and i realized i am scared of Fiction. I am retaking Creative Writint: Fiction and realized how different from poetry it really is. I am also scared because the other students in that class seem to have so much more writing experience than I do. At least half said they started on novels or screenplays. Most said they had been writing since elementary/middle school. I do not know if I can do it. It seems such a stretch from the realm of poetry i am used to. I do not know how I feel about this. But it being the first day of classes I think i need to go drink tonight and start the semester off right, with a beer or three at Gandalf's. I hope this also drives away the lingering spectre of the INVINCIBLE LLAMAS that has been distracting me of late. Why are they in the Shire? WHY?!?!?!?

To totally change the subject I wanted to tell everyone how good I thought Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West was. It was one of the best reads I have had in a real long time. If anyone else has read it, I would like their opinions on the work.

Well, i do believe that this ends my rant for right now. Peace.

INVINCIBLE LLAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am so upset at this. Do you understand how vexed I am? These hellspawned creatures have invaded the Shire.
Well, in lighter news, I am back up in the 'Burg for my absolute last semester. I hope to GRADUATE, but if I do not, I will be content to just give up and never try again.
Holla iffin you here me!

Well, i am here in Frostburg, visiting a friend. I figured I would post here where I can see everything that people tag and such. How weak am I? I came up here for a night of fun and drinking and i went to bed at eleven pm. Whatever stamina I possessed has fled. I suck a whole lot. Nothing more to report for this ultracold university for the nonce. Type to all my freaks later.

Well, I am in the Washington County Free Library, sitting in front of a computer that is not mine. This upsets me. Also I am upset that I cannot view anyone's tagboard, as tagboards are FORBIDDEN: CATEGORIZED AS CHAT. This is not what I want to see at nine thirty in the morning. I really wanted to see what kind of insanity my internet friends posted. Well, my hour is almost gone, and I have other things to do. I will try to blog like once a week if I can. I leave you with a quote I received in my e-mail this morning:
"It is an experience I am glad to have had, but upon leaving I discovered a tooth in my ass."