New Zekeland

Bleh to all-nighters!!!!!


To end this reading of the Gospel According to Zekius, I leave you with this:

Kathy- "Wow, why was that so different? I am supposed to have sex with 13 people now."
Zeke-"How many are woman?"
Kathy-"All of them." Half way back down the hall "No, wait, you tricked me!!!"
Interesting Lounge Exchange

Here are the results to some of the quizzes I took recently:


Gimli


Who is your Ideal Lord of the Rings (male) Mate?
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You are normal. Lucky little you


What Self-Mutilation Are You?
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French Guard
I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous
accent, you silly king-a?!


What Monty Python Character are you?
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Weed.
Youre the baby of the drugs,
and thats okay,
because Im sure,
I could do you all day.


Which drug should you be hooked on? [now with pictures]
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	High
Level 7 (Violent)	Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very High

Take the Dante's Inferno Test
I don't know why I didn't get sent to the 8th level

To end this reading of the Gospel According to Zekius, I leave you with this:

You ain't my dictator!!
Zeke during dinner one night