New Zekeland

So last night rocked. Dennis, Mike and I went out to Burhan's Station. It was great to see those guys again. Just sitting and talking with good friends while nubile young things go dancing by in catholic school girl and angel outfits. Many nice sights. I also ran into many people from my high school that I hadn't seen in a long while. Dennis actually got along famously with a guy I thought was in jail. I was supposed to go to a wedding today, but I lost the directions and don't have anyone's number to call. I feel really bad, but what can I do? So today looks pretty open right now. I do have dinner plans tonight, I must remember these plans. Missing the wedding bums me out, but the party I got invited to tomorrow night interests me. There is scheduled to be a baby pool filled with chocolate pudding. I want to see if this potentially very devastating object appears. But anyhoo, that about wraps up this installment of Zeke's life and opinions.

To end this reading of the Gospel According to Zekius, I leave you with this:
"Why do we dream when our thoughts mean nothing?" Godsmack, Serentiy

Ok so here is an update. After the movie Wednesday night, I almost got my head stuck in a drainage spout.

To end this reading of the Gospel According to Zekius, I leave you with this:
"It's exciting like tacos!!!"

Come on people!
I want a massive army of dwarves to crush all in my path!
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To end this reading of the Gospel According to Zekius, I leave you with this:
"Conan. what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women."
"That is good."
Conan the Barbarian

I got sucked into this.
Join my army please!!!
i don't know why, but I want to win some battles in this site.

Per Krista's request, I am updating. Nothing much happened this week. Tuesday night I went out with Audrey and Christa to go see Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It wasn't that bad of a film. Not as good as the original, but it still contained some excellent violence and gore. Wednesday I left work three hours early. After lunch I became very feverish and had to leave. Driving with a hundred degree fever was like driving under the influence. Not something I recommend. Today was really crappy at work. I seemed to get all the very horrible calls. Impossible customers, irrate merchants, unknown situations. All that jazz. It stunk. Luckily tonight begins my weekend. WOOHOO!!! I really just want to chill and relax, but I may be going out tonight. We will see if Mike M. calls me back. Well, that about sums up my life for the past week. Peace.

To end this reading of the Gospel According to Zekius, I leave you with this:
"Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man; you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man." Beanie, Old School

Here is something original of mine to read:

Cloud Lover

I want someone
someone warm, soft, fuzzy
the texture of clouds at sunset
glowing with the hues
shades of a exiting fall sun

someone dark, grey, purple
charged with power
emotion
looming over
pouring upon me

someone wispy, ethereal, thin
see-through emptiness
barely visible
always with me
in the corner of my eye

someone dreary, drooping, overcast
wetting drizzle
soaking, drenching
soul wracking
blinding my sight

I want someone
I want the clouds
unattainable, unreachable
sometimes not there
I want someone


To end this reading of the Gospel According to Zekius, I leave you with this:
"No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money." Samuel Johnson

This weekend was great. I realize now why homecoming is called this name. I felt like I came home. I got to see many people that I haven't seen in a long while. Hank and Panda both came up for the weekend. I saw them on Saturday and Friday night. I went to see Romeo and Juliet. Although I only stayed for half the play, what I saw was excellent. The acting was superb. Go JR!!!! I had to leave early because I couldn't deal with setting through a tragedy all by myself. Oh it was a grand and wonderful weekend. Today at work the system was down for two hours. I really wanted to sing, in my best Strong bad voice, the techno. Oh yeah, my hair is Electric Lava again.

To end this reading of the Gospel According to Zekius, I leave you with this:
"The ratio of people to cake is too big." Milton Waddams, Office Space

More quizzes to upset Krista...



""Which cocktail are you?""
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You represent... naivete.
So innocent and trusting... you can be very shy at
times, but it's only because you're not sure
how to act. You give off that "I need to
be protected vibe." Remember that not all
people are good. Being too trusting will get
you easily hurt.


What feeling do you represent?
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You're Most Like The Season Winter ...

You're often depicted as the cold, distant season.
But you're incredibly intelligent, mature and
Independant. You have an air of power around
you - and that can sometimes scare people off.
You're complex, and get hurt easily - so you
rarely let people in if you can help it. You
can be somewhat of a loner, but just as easily
you could be the leader of many. You Tend to be
negative, and hard to relate to, but you give
off a relaxed image despite being insecure -
and secretly many people long to be like you,
not knowing how deep the Winter season really
is.

Well done... You're the most inspirational of
seasons :)


?? Which Season Are You ??
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The outcome:	You will run away.
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"You must remember this, a kiss is still a
kiss". Your romance is Casablanca. A
classic story of love in trying times, chock
full of both cynicism and hope. You obviously
believe in true love, but you're also
constantly aware of practicality and societal
expectations. That's not always fun, but at
least it's realistic. Try not to let the Nazis
get you down too much.


What Romance Movie Best Represents Your Love Life?
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Which Pirates of the Caribbean character are you?



Morpheus


?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Duh. You are "But WHY's the rum gone?!"
You're not the smartest one in the bunch, but
you're sweetly appealing and you don't let
disappointment get to you. Everybody
identifies with you, because let's face it, why
IS the rum gone?


Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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You are Trinity, from "The Matrix."
Strong, beautiful- you epitomize the ultimate
heroine.


What Matrix Persona Are You?
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Your Inuyasha! You are a punk, you like to pick
fights and hate being in school, your grades
are slipping but you don't care, you are having
to much fun to actually do anything about it!


What Inuyasha Character are you?
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You have a mysterious kiss. Your partner never
knows what you're going to come up with next;
this creates great excitement and arousal never
knowing what to expect. And it's sure to end
in a kiss as great as your mystery.


What kind of kiss are you?
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You are a rodent of unusual size! You spend so
much time lurking in the shadows that people
actually refute your existence! When you prove
them wrong and pounce you are a vicious,
ruthless and damn ugly killing machine!


"A princess bride personality test!"
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My life is rated NC-17.
What is your life rated?


You are Form 0, Phoenix: The Eternal.

"And The Phoenix's cycle had reached
zenith, so he consumed himself in fire. He
emerged from his own ashes, to be forever
immortal."

Some examples of the Phoenix Form are Quetzalcoatl
(Aztec), Shiva (Indian), and Ra-Atum
(Egyptian).
The Phoenix is associated with the concept of life,
the number 0, and the element of fire.
His sign is the eclipsed sun.

As a member of Form 0, you are a determined
individual. You tend to keep your sense of
optimism, even through tough times and have a
positive outlook on most situations. You have
a way of looking at going through life as a
journey that you can constantly learn from.
Phoenixes are the best friends to have because
they cheer people up easily.


Which Mythological Form Are You?
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You are Ludo - You're very tall, very hairy and you
don't know your own strength but you're really
sweet with it! You're at one with nature and
will do anything for your friends.

Dear god, my parents are driving me crazy. They were following me around wearing lights on their heads. My father has one with red and blue lights on it. I suddenly realized that I want to go back to working nights. I really think that the benefits vastly outweigh the consequences. Better yet they should take a much longer trip than just a weekend one. Murr. Peace.

To end this reading of the Gospel According to Zekius, I leave you with this:
"We've gotta get out of here. I think I'm getting the fear man." Acosta, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

This was a great weekend. Can't wait till I come up to the Burg for next weekend. I am tired. Peace.

To end this reading of the Gospel According to Zekius, I leave you with this:
"You've gone all sideways, man!" Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

w00t!!!
Training is over!!
RenFest tomorrow (or later today)!!!
w00t!!!!

The only bad thing is that I won't be able to look at the girl with the delectable ass anymore.
Oh well, I am sure the day shift had some sights for me to discover. And the RenFest will surely have some sights for my lonely eyes.

To end this reading of the Gospel According to Zekius, I leave you with this:
"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know." Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Two more days of training. Today I have to go in early for some kind of ceremony. The theme is a back to school. I just realized that after six years in Frostburg, I do not own a single piece of apparrel labeled with Frostburg's logo. I did have that one hat that died a horrible death. Otherwise I have nothing. This makes me pretty sad. Well, I do have those shot glasses. But I don't think Citicorp would like me walking around with shotglasses. What are you gonna do? I don't know. I will just go and do what I gotta do.


To end this reading of the Gospel According to Zekius, I leave you with this:
[Two girls are topless in the pool of KY jelly]
Frank: Are you sure you're ok with this, Blue?
Blue: Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy.
Old School

Three more days. Only three more days. Then the training is over. w00t.

To end this reading of the Gospel According to Zekius, I leave you with this:
"I would rather be back in Vietnam, I can deal with that incoming." Bill Kendall on working the phones

Four more days before training is over and the real crap starts.

To end this reading of the Gospel According to Zekius, I leave you with this:
"It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care." Peter Gibbons, Office Space

a post script:

The lonely funk has returned. Maybe this weekend wasn't so great.

This weekend was really cool. Friday at work went okay. I was on the phones for the first time. Everything went well. I only disconnected maybe one or two people. The trainers didn't really explain the transfer process to my satisfaction. I only had to warn one person against profanity. Some lady told me that I have to go to Amsterdam. Saturday was even better. Audrey, Beth, Christa, Matt, Morgan, two Michigan people, and I went to the RenFest. I love just wandering around and looking at all the things there. I bought a pair of horns and decided that I am going to go to that Halloween wedding as a satyr. I priced fur for leggings today at Wal-Mart. This costume idea seems very doable. Upon returning Saturday night, Matt, Morgan, and I went to the Broad Axe for dinner. I forgot how much I loved that place. As always, the food was superb. Thanks to my work schedule, I hadn't seen many of my friends in a few weeks. It was truly wonderful to see them all again. Oh, the whole group went to the Bay before we headed home. The beach in fall is a great time and place to do some serious thinking. It was a great and fantastic weekend. Only one more wretched week of training. I can't wait for this week to be over. It hasn't even really begun yet, and already I want it finished. That about sums it up. Peace.

To end this reading of the Gospel According to Zekius, I leave you with this:
"Is your staff that ugly that it needs covered up?" Many RenFest workers to Chuck, an Everythingian, who placed a bag on his staff as a sign to other noders

Glad I am that I stuck with the Few Job. I realized that I can screw up with the best of them. I just need time to develop all my screwing up skills. Yesterday, I realized how perfect Fall is. The warmth of the sun while it shone, with a slight chill in the zephyr's breath. When Sol hid its face, Old Man Winter freezes your marrow and ices your heart. A glorious inspiriation to the poet within us all. Well, that just about covers everything for the nonce. Peace.

To end this reading of the Gospel According to Zekius, I leave you with this:
"You must remember, there's always something cleverer than yourself." Merlin, Excalibur

Fuck it. That is my motto tonight. I really wanted to bail on the whole FEW job, but I am gonna suck it up and persevere. It is about damn time that I grew up and did not just quit something when I feel bad about it. FUCK IT! FUCK IT! FUCK IT! I am tired of being like I am and hopefully this is the first step to change. It better be change for the fucking better or I am gonna be very upset. Well that cussed me out. Peace.

To end this reading of the Gospel According to Zekius, I leave you with this:
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen

I actually feel good. First time in a long time. I woke up today and felt no remains of what plagued me for two days. I hope I didn't miss anything that important in training. If I did I will have to work that much harder and just catch up. Oh well. Life goes on.

To end this reading of the Gospel According to Zekius, I leave you with this:
"For it is the doom of men that they forget." Merlin, Excalibur